hurleyquinn:

pssyriot:

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag

(via mydoanne)

spoiledsuga:

In your 20s, you’re a snack.

In your 30s, you’re a bombshell.

In your 40s, you’re a vixen.

In your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.

Don’t let gross men and the media make you believe beauty ends in your early twenties.

(via saltofficial)

sjw-bot:

miasmicsiren:

sjw-bot:

Man Who Is Ruthlessly Addicted To Hentai Thinks His Opinion Matters

Mans Addiction To Hentai Does Not Invalidate His Opinion.

it really does

(via saltofficial)

bopeep:

me to my future daughter: ur beautiful and cute bc u look like me

(via saltofficial)

foxnewsfuckfest:

deadpanwalking:

doriangray:

what would dionysus wear if he was in the modern day?

#needless to say this is a pussy out look

(via saltofficial)

scotchtapeofficial:

thebootydiaries:

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

the corn just did that

(Source: wumblr, via saltofficial)